The Evil Vending Machine of Doom

ok well here is a game iv found from Brackenwood forum. ill be posting some forum games that help us get to know each other and just make the forum more fun to visit.

Someone will insert virtual coins and receive and item from the next poster, the item can be anything from games to whatever you want. It dosent have to be an actual thing, emotions, pets, etc.

Have fun lulz



*Inserts Coin of Evilness*XD

Since evil breeds evil the machine eats your coins and gives an I.O.U.

Inserts money fashioned from used coffe containers.

coffee addict hiding in the machine scarfs them down

*inserts a pink flamingo*

Aren't I supposed to get something back ?

You receive a pair of fuzzy pink slippers for your flamingo.

*Inserts REAL MONEY*

not necessarily

You get evil piggy bank that steals your wallet

*puts in a human toe*

you Recive the famous "Big foot"!!

Inserts a fluffy hamster!

Congratulations, you just killed your hamster.

Insert $20, not the best idea but I did it anyway.

A huge sign pops up inside the machine saying "Haha you just got screwed"

Inserts a Poptart

a toaster strudle starts beating on the poptart

*puts in scary movie 4*

You Recieve a free Role in Scary Fags 2 Lost in playgirl mansion


Inserts a picture of Bubgers mom XD XD

deliciously evil cookies pop out

*inserts report card*

You recieve a load of school supplys and a note saying you need all the help you can get


*inserts a specialy made evil machine of doom coin*

you receive a Mini Television the only problem is it only plays Rick Astleys song NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP

Insert a copy of the world famous Starcraft Game

You receive an announcement from Blizzard that the sequel is going to be delayed.....again.

Inserts a fuzzy wombat

*the machine produces an electric razor, spits back out a hairless freak*
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Inserts a dead frog

You receive a Super ugly version of the shrek crossed with a frog

Inserts a bottle of coca cola

Who receive a bottle of Coke Zero, which tastes horrible. In fact it is the worst thing you have ever tasted. Everytime you take a sip it makes you want to punch old ladies and steal their groceries. If it weren't illegal, you would burn every establishment that sold Coke Zero to the ground. But alas, arson is illegal, so instead you are stuck with having to throw the putrid pop (soda for your southerners) away. But it is alright, you can always find some other beverage to drink. Possibly some Jones Soda, or maybe even some Orange Crush. And if you are of legal age, you could always just go to a bar and drink your self into such a stupor that you forget all about ever tasting Coke Zero. This way, you do not end up punching old ladies or burning down establishments. Hundreds of old ladies will live long enough to see their grandchildren go to college and thousands of people will not go unemployed. <end rant>

MistaCollins inserts a a hockey stick.

You receive a a winter Olympics quarter in CANADIAN and you see a faint image of a person selling your hockey stick after forcing Gretzky to sign it.

inserts Catholic bible

you recieve 6 lions and 2 tigers pop out of the vending maching and bites you up



you insert 2 kissing monkeys

You receive one chimpanzee named Travis who mauls your best friend so bad that you have to call 911 and the cops come and end up shooting the chimp. Your friend is hospitalized and has numerous surgeries to repair the face that the chimp "ripped off".

Inserts one current affair magazine

A van full of narcs and AA advisors comes out.

Inserts a flaming banana.

a paranna comes out and start shooting you and the cops had to burn the fish and you have to go to doctur and your face is on fire





you insert my cousins yellow teeth

you get 50 dollars but if it leaves the vending machine it disappears

insert Black & White 2(game)